OK, this is also inspired by a true event, one that I was attending. For nearly 8 songs, I was able to predict the next song the DJ was going to play. It only took me 2 songs to see what level of Wedding DJ I was dealing with, and from there, it was cake.
Note: This is NOT a blanket condemnation of ALL Wedding DJs; I have been to a few wedding receptions where the DJ DID in fact kick ass and do a great job, making everyone happy and keeping things interesting. But they were in the minority; most make me want to cry, or, play WEDDING DJ BINGO, which you can download from my site at this link:WEDDING DJ BINGO CARDS
Why I do not play weddings: the significant hole in my repertoire where songs like "The Chicken Dance" would go. Currently using artistic integrity as a placeholder.
This comic keeps getting better. I haven't felt this caricatured since Writhe and Shine.
P.S. I totally did *not* read your Wedding DJ Bingo card before I made the "Chicken Dance" reference.
Well put! "Artistic integrity as a placeholder" is my new favorite phrase!